Which side of the fence do you sit on ?

by Don Torgersen posted on Thursday, December 15, 2011

If you ever  wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great  test!  
If a Republican  doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat  doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is  a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a  vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for  everyone.

If a Republican is  homosexual,…

THE POLITICIAN

by Don Torgersen posted on Tuesday, March 16, 2010

To add to you amusement, here is a poem written by Ogden Nash in 1935.

Behold the politician
Self-preservation is his ambition.
He thrives in the D.of C.
Where he was sent by you and me.

Whether elected or appointed
He considers himself the Lord's anointed, And indeed the ointment lingers on him So thick you can't get your fingers on him.

He has developed a sixth…