Great Truths & Quotes

by Don Torgersen
posted on Thursday, March 29, 2012

GREAT TRUTHS
   
  1.  In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one
useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.     -- John Adams
  
    2.  If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if
you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.  -- Mark Twain
   
    3.  Suppose you…

The Dead Horse Theory

by Don Torgersen
posted on Monday, March 12, 2012

Originally Posted by Tim L 
Some just like to flex their "internet muscles" to demonstrate how vigorously they can beat the dead horse, then with their giant intellect they can create the illusion that not only is the horse not dead but he is flourishing and thankful for the beating because now he understands why he needed it.It was for his own good. And there will be much rejoicing.


When…

OMG no longer means what you think!

by Don Torgersen
posted on Wednesday, August 31, 2011

OMG is no longer what you think it is...It has a whole new meaning!


The New Government Symbol

by Louise Downing
posted on Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from a Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... 
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, 
protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually 
being screwed!


$5.00 Gasoline Coupon about to expire

by Don Torgersen
posted on Monday, May 23, 2011

I didn't realize it,but these coupons are good for one gallon of gas at most retailers. I have seen them around, but until recently never took advantage of them, I never realized their actual worth.

You probably have one or two just lying around somewhere, now is the time to use them ......

SEE COUPON BELOW...

 


HEALTHCARE - this is classic!

by ARP Team Leader
posted on Friday, October 01, 2010


Let me get this straight.
We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are 
forced to purchase and fined if we don't, 
written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it,
passed by a Congress that hasn't read  
it but exempts themselves from it, 
to be signed by a president who also smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay…

Spending Like a Drunken Sailor

by Don Torgersen
posted on Wednesday, March 10, 2010

"I take exception to folks saying that Obama, Reid and Pelosi are
spending like drunken sailors.

When I was a drunken sailor, I had to
quit spending when I ran out of money." 

  Sen. John McCain