The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from a Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance....
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually
being screwed!
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Is this going on in your state????