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The New Government Symbol


Louise Downing : August 10, 2011

The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from a Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... 
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, 
protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually 
being screwed!

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